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There is one exception though: when it's funny sexting. Nothing turns me on more than laughing.

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If you can make me laugh, you can probably get me into bed. Straight up dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want me to reciprocate.

Even if it's just to break the ice before you get into the the really freaky stuff, having something naughty but witty is great way to get the ball rolling. Especially if your hookup buddy is pretty witty themselves.

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Kinda hard to take pics with a web cam, under such crappy lighting, and put them on the web. ❶There is one exception though: when it's funny sexting. All that water. Texh then, how about borrowing some language from their favorite fandom? Even if it's just to break the ice before you get into the the really freaky stuff, having something naughty but witty is great way to get the ball rolling.

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Oh, so they say they like a girl who has a dark side? Ask for direction and give them what they want, literally. Straight up dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want me to reciprocate. Dirty Mind Gone Ddirty If you can make me laugh, you can probably get me into bed.|I have a king dirtyy bed and a hot tub just need you in it with me. Falls for someone to hangout and watch a movie and Cuddle.

And if you won't talk to me, please stop staring -it's just creepy and kind of annoying.

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